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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 20:04 - United States - Thornville
Today, while I was talking dirty with my boyfriend, I reached over and touched the outside of his pants, he closed his legs and yelled that I was raping him. We've been dating for 2 years, and have had sex before. FML