Intimacy: Today, while I was sleeping, my (ex) boyfriend punched me in... - FML

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By Ginger_Love - 23/01/2016 19:19 - United States - Mount Washington

Today, while I was sleeping, my (ex) boyfriend punched me in the crotch because his friends told him it didn't hurt girls. It does. I'm bruised. FML

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