Miscellaneous: Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little...

By laptopsRus - 19/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know that my leg was covering up the cool air intake underneath the machine. I woke up an hour later with a first degree burn on my thigh. From a laptop. FML

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Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By drooooooool - 09/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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nautical 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

Are laptops comfortable to sleep on?

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:17

......thus heating up.

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genius_man16 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:27

I didn't know that was possible. Well, you learn something everyday. Thanks for that.

MathMajor6 6

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:29

Why would you "decide" to nap with your laptop? It would take about two seconds to move the laptop and not risk it getting damaged in any way, and it would also be a lot comfier to sleep. If you had just fallen asleep while on it, that would suck, but since you "decided" to sleep with it, it's entirely your fault. You're just lucky your laptop's okay.