Health: Today, while I was listening to my teacher give our whole class...

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 02:18 - United States - Lubbock

Today, while I was listening to my teacher give our whole class a spiel about why we should give blood and how important it is, I worked myself up so much with my fear of needles that I ended up passing out in front of the whole class. FML.

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