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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 03:01 - United States - Huntington Station
Today, while home alone, I tried to take care of some 'needs' I was feeling. I pulled up my favorite porn site and since my speaker on my phone is broken, I plugged in my headphones. I guess I didn't it was to loud to hear the front door open and my sister with her girlfriend walk in. FML