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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 February 2011 05:10 / United States
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By  Crimsonhead  |  0

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  MasterE56  |  4

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  DoNotEnter  |  5

Screamers are retarded.

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  Doortje  |  26

Uh, yeah? So?

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  prince122  |  0

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  Kua_Mei  |  0

#75, some people don't have locks on their doors. None of the bedrooms in my house have locks on them and nor do most of the houses I've been to.

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  Warlemming  |  7

Gotta squeeze that in sometime or else she might lose it!

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  MissFukMyLuck  |  0

agree 100% I'm a single parent and I'm all for gettin some love but that's why I have babysitter. so momma don't look like a hoe.

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  MissFukMyLuck  |  0

I ment to agree with 9. not others who think naw! it's ok! these boyfriends only stick around for a lil bit so I might as well get some when convient! example that applys to a lot of women. we lonely yes but it's not highschool where you can date a new one every once in a while. in my opinion it's not heathy for my child to met the people I date until I get the commitment feel from him. otherwise baby grows up seein mommy has a revolving bedroom door. it's not about us anymore.

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if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck.... It's a fuc%*ing duck. if you look like a hoe, walk like a hoe, sound like a hoe, and act like a hoe.... or in your case admit to being a hoe... well then your a hoe

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  mrsfunke  |  0

it's okay to have sex when your child is home under three conditions: your partner is one you're committed to and your child knows well, your child is sleeping, and most importantly you aren't being so loud that he could hear you. otherwise that's just bad parenting plain and simple!

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  Cazzybum  |  11

Why is everyone calling the OP a ho? It says she was having sex with her boyfriend, doesn't say how long they've been together. could be boyfriend of 10 years and father of the child for all you know! But yeah, lock the doors. And. 4 year old doesn't need 24/7 supervision does he?

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  Cazzybum  |  11

Why is everyone calling the OP a ho? It says she was having sex with her boyfriend, doesn't say how long they've been together. could be boyfriend of 10 years and father of the child for all you know! But yeah, lock the doors. And. 4 year old doesn't need 24/7 supervision does he?

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  zombiekitten87  |  12

19, that's not true. people remember lots of things from early life, so while this may not mean much to him now, one day he may remember it when it does mean something to him.

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  imtheheppest  |  0

It's not hard to do it quietly. I'm not a parent, but when your boyfriend's parents are in the other room, with the bedroom door open, you learn to be quiet. Self control, idiots, especially if you don't want to end up scarring your fucking children, sheesh.

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  MissFukMyLuck  |  0

still get a babysitter. I think it's wrong to some extreams

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  spoo  |  23

Yes, dont go to extremes. Also while you have a baby sitter, the child may still make a break for it. So you should hire 2-3 security guards to guard the door just incase. Oh, and I agree, this could be a little scary for the kid, so you should have a shrink at hand. Yes, OP should have locked the door, but mistakes are made. Live and learn, its all good. any parent that never made a mistake with a child... well either never spent time near them or never had any.

By  veritoswty6  |  14

how can you be having sex with your doors not locked? first of all, if you have kids NEVER leave the doors unlocked! geeeez YDI

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