Health: Today, while getting my teeth cleaned, the dentist’s boobs kept... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 19:15

Today, while getting my teeth cleaned, the dentist’s boobs kept hitting me. Normally I wouldn’t care, but she’s a new mother. There was milk on my shoulder. FML

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Allie614032 34

Tuesday 17 April 2018 20:31

I know that must have been awkward for you, but I'm sure it was just as awkward for her. Imagine uncontrollably leaking while you're trying to work...

Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 17 April 2018 19:56

“We’re under attack captain!” “What is it?” “They appear to be... Boobs!”

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 20 April 2018 5:10

Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made.

sunshine1421 14

Friday 20 April 2018 6:10

is milk allowed after the fluoride?

thatslifeiguess7 16

Friday 20 April 2018 10:22

You said normally you wouldnt have cared but she was lactating. i am a lesbian and boobs are boobs

Paul Rushing 21

Saturday 28 April 2018 11:42

Dentists don't clean the teeth...

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