Miscellaneous: Today, while getting it on doggy style with my boyfriend, the...

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By ReallyFU - 03/07/2016 15:00 - Canada

Today, while getting it on doggy style with my boyfriend, the cat starts staring my in the eyes. The cat then proceeds rubbing herself against my face and biting my fingers. FML

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Elgrin 15

Monday 4 July 2016 6:39

Gotta remember to pet your pussy before you get it on, otherwise it could come back to bite you later.

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Elgrin 15

Monday 4 July 2016 6:39

Gotta remember to pet your pussy before you get it on, otherwise it could come back to bite you later.

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