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By coloradoman - / Monday 30 November 2009 06:34 / United States
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Newborns can't move around a whole lot...how did it manage to puke on you, knock over your drink and cough up onto you without the mum moving it away? Generally in my experience, newborns just tend to puke all over themselves.

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Yup. Your life does suck a bit right there. I hope the parents were apologetic at least... perhaps the wife could have offered to clean your pants and perhaps service you while you were in the bathroom for all your inconvenience? ;)

Newborns can't move around a whole lot...how did it manage to puke on you, knock over your drink and cough up onto you without the mum moving it away? Generally in my experience, newborns just tend to puke all over themselves.

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Yeah, if they gargle, randomly spit and puke all over you and speak unintelligible gibberish, then they just may be a newborn. Or a teen. Or a Republican.

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Since when do teenager puke all over themselves and speak unintelligible garble. I'm pretty sure that the fact I'm in my 4th year of college at the age of 19 speaks otherwise

Lucky for you, you already experienced all the turbulence! And if there was more turbulence to come…you’ll probably want to change your trousers later anyway (never know) ;-)

You shouldn't have let that freaky little eTrade baby use your computer to buy and sell stocks in mid-flight. It's dangerous and, even though he can talk like a snarky yuppie, he's just plain creepy.

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I wouldn't go so far as to call it "god-awful." It was not good, but in comparison to the other dooms-day extravagansas that confuse the terms "special effects" and "interesting plot", it was at least tolerable. I was surprised by how well they developed the minor characters that were doomed from the moment they came to be. The science was bull, though. Back on the topic of the FML, I can't say you deserve it, but your life isn't fucked unless it's a several hour flight.

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