By ouch - 09/08/2009 01:56 - Brazil

Spicy
Today, while entering the building I live in, I walked into my neighbor who winked at me and said last night must have been great. After I asked why, he said he could hear my girlfriend moaning and screaming, and that I must be pretty good at it. I was just coming back from a week overseas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 225
You deserved it 3 406

Same thing different taste

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im sorry dude this is ******. i have a brother in iraq. his gf cheated in him. i wanted to kill her. thats messed up. u dont do shit like that. dump her sorry ass and make her move out. find urself someone worth ur time. u go to seas and she ***** another guy. tell her a girl said to go rot in hell for me. thanks.

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Well maybe it was just the tv or she may have been masturbating, but yes you need to talk to her and clear things up

Do you seriousy think she moans and screams while masturbating?

Fake. Even if your apartment have very thin walls, girls don't moan or scream that loud. Only pornstars "act" like that.

That's when you break up with her, if not then you're dumb and deserve it

BaGu_fml 0

What's up with all those FML's looking the same?

FlaminYawn 0

really, if ur neighbor didn't hear a noisy bed or headboard or bodies slapping together, then she was probably just masturbating in excitement of u coming home the next day.

Tell you gf that you're leaving again, then catch her in the act. FYL

visage 0

Can you blame her forceqnting to get one last great one in before she is stuck with you again? At least she didn't leave you for sucking in bed. Maybe he was just keeping it warm for ya?

letitbe56 0

FYL...that is one creepy neighbor!

Sorry but I'm calling a fake on this one... There r just way to many like it. And if it is true... Well then dump the ****!

I wouldn't be surprised that this happens fairly often. Stop calling fake on everything.

LMAO58 0

wat does that have to do with anything? lol