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By UnintentionallyPerverted - 29/02/2016 14:22 - United States - Bryan
Today while bra shopping with my wife, I was so busy I didn't realize she had drifted off to the next aisle leaving me alone, groping, pinching and murmuring about bra softness. Cut 2, I am getting kicked out for being a perv, wife can't stop laughing and won't tell them that I'm with her. FML