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By EnderHorse - 16/03/2016 16:10 - United States - Hamilton

Today, while babysitting a few young kids, I decided to take them to the park. One of the kids found a balloon he was trying to blow up. He then spat on the ground saying there was something yucky in it. The "balloon" was a used condom. FML

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