Work: Today, while at work I got a complaint from a guest. She complained...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, while at work I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending 2 hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 19:47 - United States

Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML

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By Lifeguard - 04/04/2009 19:03 - United States

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2013 21:04 - United States - Bolingbrook

Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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By Waterboy - 23/04/2022 02:00

Today, I was working at a water park when a storm broke out began. We don’t issue refunds due to bad weather, which made a gentleman very upset. As I explained the policy, explainging it was an “Act of God,” he said, “I’m an Athiest, asshole!” then spat in my face and stormed off. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 23:00

Today, I went downstairs to complain to my landlady that there was no water when I was trying to wash my hair. To which she replied, "No, of course there is water, it's just all going into my swimming pool." FML

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By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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By lamelifeguard - 19/04/2013 05:07 - United States - Morrison

Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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TheNoNameGuy 20

Monday 21 March 2016 14:02

Fyl OP. She should've worn an asshat if she didn't want her hair wet at a water park.

Grisha_fml 18

Monday 21 March 2016 14:07

you shouldn't be at a waterpark if your hairdo takes 2 hours. LMAO

Comments

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 21 March 2016 15:24

okay, If she just had her hair done for a wedding, wtf was she doing at a waterpark? shouldn't she be at the... I dunno, the WEDDING maybe??

hoosiergirl94 31

Monday 21 March 2016 15:26

Why would you get your hair done and then go to a water park? That's a waste of money

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 21 March 2016 15:49

why the hell

TonierShadow 19

Monday 21 March 2016 16:18

It sucks that being completely retarded is the new average intelligence.

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 21 March 2016 17:18

I'm tried to wrap my mind around the rationalization for her complaint basis, but had to stop because I felt an aneurysm coming on.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 21 March 2016 18:31

What color was her hair? I'm just curious, I'm not implying any stereotype or anything like that.

Reihna_fml 14

Monday 21 March 2016 20:33

Shake it off. Never let the stupidity of such an asshat ruin your day.

sparkledoge 29

Monday 21 March 2016 20:54

Some people like complaining, i've seen people try to pet my dog despite my warnings and then complain about him growling. Hopefully you don't get in too much trouble because of her.