Work: Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger... - FML

By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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MDoremis 38

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:18

That is so disgusting.

abattior 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:58

A customer came up to OP and he stick up his finger to OP's armpit and he then licked it.

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Miss_Blondie44 22

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:29

Ewwww, that's so creepy and messed up!

Jasim 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:31

You should have stuck your finger in his eye.

batgirlrebooted 5

Wednesday 25 February 2015 1:20

i agree

skippydoda 32

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:31

No amount of showering would make me feel clean again.

wildgenius 13

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:15

I believe OP would have felt less clean if this happened in a slightly reverse way.

kittyfrozen 19

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:14

*customer pulls OP's finger to their arm pit then stuff it into OP's mouth*

ihavenolifehaha 16

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:35

This is why I don't go outside, yep... This is why.

skellingtonfart 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:37

I can just imagine the type of face you'd pull after experiencing that would be similar to Chloe's expression when she was told she was going to Disneyland.

ally8 21

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:42

Some ppl are just freaky...

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:47

I do believe he'd drink your bath water, op.

Daevas 18

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:48

Beat me to it! It's shame I've already posted too.... :c

martin8337 35

Tuesday 24 February 2015 10:02

Confused and Disgusted. That's hi w I feel another this FML.

Aurora25 29

Tuesday 24 February 2015 10:32

Sexy

Aoriki 7

Tuesday 24 February 2015 10:35

Well...that's really disturbing and weird at the same time.

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