By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
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Josher47 0

You know you liked it

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perdix 29

Sarah Palin will do anything for a vote!

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Moosezilla 0

And then she whispered into your ear "I've seen bigger" and patted you on the back.

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ryanryanryan12 0

that sucks 4 u, fyl, but did ne1 read the lion king one? it is fake. stolen from MLIA

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perdix 29

You should have said, "Do you remember what we keep in here?"

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Are you so big that the zipper came off? Maybe she thought your stubby arms couldn't reach the zipper.

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macgyver16502 0

No, it was the incredible musculature on his right arm that attracted her attention... She just figured that he needed a "hand" with certain matters. Use the left hand once in awhile, even those bad boys out. Or, learn to enjoy the attention!

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Ohnothingreally 0

Wow, what's with old women randomly coming up to people and touching them?

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alleyes 0

hate to play the political card, but I bet thier afraid of the new cost of healthcare. So thier being extra friendly hopeing they'll find someone to take care of em'

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