Health: Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!"...

By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By brows - 03/03/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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Arestian 14

Thursday 5 May 2016 12:25

damn op that ******* sucks. If I were you i would ask for my money back and some more for that mistake

CATastroph1c 22

Thursday 5 May 2016 12:25

Well now all that's left is to finish the job.

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blondeamazonian 18

Thursday 5 May 2016 17:02

This has happened to me. So shitty. Sorry op, that sucks.

Futacy 29

Thursday 5 May 2016 17:46

So, I take it you didn't pay her for that.

GuiltyEren 11

Thursday 5 May 2016 19:16

Wow, that's a bummer OP. I hear the Anastasia Dip Brow works wonders!

bb1017 8

Thursday 5 May 2016 21:51

That sucks so bad :(

interesting33 36

Thursday 5 May 2016 22:28

That really sucks. I do wonder how they deal with that sort of thing - how do they compensate you? I am sure you would not be expected to pay but they should compensate on top of that.

Zmanzem4 17

Friday 6 May 2016 5:30

You deserved it. You should have gone someplace else

interesting33 36

Friday 6 May 2016 8:03

Is that sarcasm?

EagleSonOfEagle 11

Friday 6 May 2016 18:18

WAXING SALE!!!!! Half off everything!

dlToTlb 10

Friday 6 May 2016 18:33

oh shit

pancaklover 8

Sunday 8 May 2016 1:27

That's why I don't only go to the same salon, but I have the same lady do mine.

marko1596 24

Sunday 8 May 2016 17:27

No way man, you made this up

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