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By bradix1186 - 15/02/2016 19:06 - Philippines - Cebu

Today, what seemed like a smell of a dead animal wafting from my shorts reminded me that I haven't changed my underwear for a week now since I decided to move out from my parents house, telling them I could do things on my own. Now, I have to go back and accept that they were right all along. FML

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