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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom - Milnthorpe

Today,went to A&E with severe back pain, could hardly breath through the pain, while checking in at reception I was trying to answer them through the pain when some dude pushes in to ask where the smoking area was and then started to talk about the weather.FML

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