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By tikatica - 04/05/2016 21:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, we were working in groups in my class. Nearly everyone had someone to work with except for me. When the rest of the students who didn't have a group realized that all of the other groups were full, they told the teacher that there was no one else to work with. FML

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HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 11:52

Man, that SUCKS. People who do that or refuse to acknowledge you are such dicks

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HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 11:52

Man, that SUCKS. People who do that or refuse to acknowledge you are such dicks

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