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By seanixjayde - 07/03/2016 18:48 - United States - Eugene

Today, we were told by the home health nurse that my aunt only has a few days left before she passes. on top of that, my five year old sister is in the E.R. With stabbing ear pains. All while I was left home alone and woke up to all of this..In a text. FML

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