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By BellaP13 - 17/03/2016 10:38 - United States - Newton

Today, we were given a project in English that had to be done in at least pairs because it was too much to do by ourselves. I have written the whole thing and did the 6 pictures needed. I give my partner one thing to do, and it's not done and the project is due today. FML

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