By SplishSplash - / Sunday 1 September 2013 01:21 / United States
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  ohgeejosee  |  19

Ill bet word will get around soon.. Hawkwaaaarrddd

  Caitie_kid  |  8

Wow, that's one for the book of awkward situations. He won't say anything though, as your dads friend I highly doubt that he'd ever risk the chance of your dad finding out that he witnessed that. That would definitely change their friendship for good.

  Kalipczo  |  21

Well were you moaning and groaning? If so ydi

  aintlifeapain  |  21

#56 Ummm.. Are you the only living person who doesn't utter a sound when you have an orgasm?? Of course there will be "sounds" though not necessarily that loud I think in this scenario.

  Valdrek  |  26

61, what is the need to start off with "Ummm" I can't stand it, it seems childish and makes you come off like a ditz.

  Soloman212  |  28

70: "Um" is used to convey confusion, such as, in this instance, confusion about how someone could give a YDI for making noises during an organ, which is pretty much unavoidable.

  daisiebud  |  18

I've never made a sound during an orgasm, nor have I ever felt the urge to. I don't think it's that uncommon.

(I'm also ace though so like maybe that's it >.>)

  USxWolfCatxUK  |  16

I didn't know that it was odd to not moan during an orgasm... I though that people only did it to make the other person feel better about themselves :P
Lol, cause I've never really moaned, just heavy breathing :I

By  InfernoVivo  |  12

I... What?

  Wiz_Of_Oz  |  17

A climax of sexual excitement, characterized by pleasure centered in the genitals and (in men) accompanied by ejaculation.

There ya go. You know 'what' now.

  slycooper_fml  |  11

All #5 was saying is "What did I just read?" That is actually what I thought when I read this FML. On other apps and sites, that would be an acceptable comment. I see that on FML it is not. I'm not trying to be mean.

  dawnimus  |  21

I think it's classed as unacceptable on FML purely because people say it so damn often it gets extremely repetitive and dull. People on here, like a little originality.


It's a myth that female ejaculate is just urine. Google the "skenes gland". It's a gland found in women that is the equivalent to the prostate in men. Not all women have one, which is why some women can't ejaculate.


The situation you're describing only occurs in women who squirt a lot of fluid. There are women who squirt a moderate amount of fluid that is released by a gland that is similar to the prostate gland in men.

By  emmmmmmii26  |  11

hahahahahaha, well that's awkward.

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