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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 September 2009 05:17 / Malaysia
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There really needs to be a "so what" button. How is this FML? Your 4 year old is cute and innocent? Seriously, what the hell.

"Son, you're too old! You don't see Daddy sucking on Mommy's breasts, do you?" "I'm sorry, Daddy; I was afraid of the dark the other night and—I thought...." "Oh...."

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Meanwhile tolkienfanatic your Malaysian must be perfect otherwise you wouldn't dare criticise the quality of the OPs English. Good for the little boy thinking "outside the box", but I don't this Fs anyone's life. It's just a learning experience.

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A kid, at 4 years old, asks if he can milk his mom. Then proceeds to ask if he can milk his sister. There's so much wrong in that.

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Are you trying to be thick? Who doesn't understand the child would have obviously have been referring to the fact that his sister is the only one that gets to breast feed.

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As much as I've laughed at FMLs and comments on here I do believe that 70s comment made me laugh the most. Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!! The FML about the "liquid cat shit" wa pretty fucking hilarious, though.

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this comment made my day, mercyFML. @OP: YDI for bad parenting, letting your child think your wife doesn't love him.

There really needs to be a "so what" button. How is this FML? Your 4 year old is cute and innocent? Seriously, what the hell.

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Pretty sure the OP knows this is no FML; it's just funny and he knew we'd get some Kix out of it. Mother-tested, kid-approved!

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When you see an fml, that needs a "so what", this is what wee need. Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. MLIA

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You do NOT give into a child's tantrum. That's what spoils them. You can't give them everything they want, and we don't know how much milk the mother has. Some women have trouble providing milk for one baby, let alone when the kid throws a tantrum.

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However it's weird that the entire time OP kept saying his wife rather than his son's mother... Sounds like someone with control issues...

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