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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 September 2009 05:17 / Malaysia
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By  BeeSkwaird  |  0

"Son, you're too old! You don't see Daddy sucking on Mommy's breasts, do you?" "I'm sorry, Daddy; I was afraid of the dark the other night and—I thought...." "Oh...."

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By  iamthestig  |  0

YDI for having a selfish daughter

By  tolkienfanatic  |  0

And for pluralizing cereal.

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  wellinever  |  5

Meanwhile tolkienfanatic your Malaysian must be perfect otherwise you wouldn't dare criticise the quality of the OPs English. Good for the little boy thinking "outside the box", but I don't this Fs anyone's life. It's just a learning experience.

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  Thorow_fml  |  0

Are you trying to be thick? Who doesn't understand the child would have obviously have been referring to the fact that his sister is the only one that gets to breast feed.

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  jessie996  |  0

As much as I've laughed at FMLs and comments on here I do believe that 70s comment made me laugh the most. Stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!! The FML about the "liquid cat shit" wa pretty fucking hilarious, though.

By  Xx_f_us_all  |  0

ydi for not grabbing your wides breasts and shooting milk in your sons cereal lol jkjkjk get off fml and go buy milk

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  diet_otaku  |  0

it's not even funny. the kid's 4 years old, of course he doesn't understand the necessity of breast-feeding. and hell, if he wants some breast milk, let him have some. obviously he won't be able to get enough for his cereal, but it won't hurt him to suckle a bit and if it reassures him that his mom loves him, all the better.

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  skiz_fml  |  0

When you see an fml, that needs a "so what", this is what wee need. Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year old son came up to me and asked if he can "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. MLIA

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  DoomedGemini  |  37

You do NOT give into a child's tantrum. That's what spoils them. You can't give them everything they want, and we don't know how much milk the mother has. Some women have trouble providing milk for one baby, let alone when the kid throws a tantrum.

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