Work: Today, we placed down pine straw to make our yard look better.... - FML

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By Jmdezy - 11/06/2016 16:00 - Switzerland

Today, we placed down pine straw to make our yard look better. While I was picking up one of the bales I failed to realize that hundreds of daddy long legs decided to make that their home. But I found out soon enough when they were crawling all over me. FML

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d_zander 5

Monday 13 June 2016 16:51

At least they don't hurt you, but I don't like them very much either!

Snickers4 16

Sunday 12 June 2016 14:58

I would freak out!

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Snickers4 16

Sunday 12 June 2016 14:58

I would freak out!

d_zander 5

Monday 13 June 2016 16:51

At least they don't hurt you, but I don't like them very much either!

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