Love: Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée...

By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

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By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By Jakeok - 14/11/2014 00:04 - United States - Fraser

Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By used - 02/11/2020 20:08 - Japan - Kobe

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Tripartita 44

Monday 7 November 2016 10:23

*rereads beginning of FML* Wait, OP, why was Today chatting up YOUR fiancée?!

TheEpicKitten 20

Monday 7 November 2016 9:53

And they say romance is dead

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 7 November 2016 15:47

If you're such a low priority to your fiancée now, your marriage is going to be shit. She treats you like this when you can walk away for free. Imagine how she'll treat you when it will cost you a fortune to leave. The bullet is coming, dodge it.

scyth3s 13

Monday 7 November 2016 20:39

Your last line in phenomenal.

enginsteve 17

Tuesday 8 November 2016 10:32

jesus, I think I need to re-evaluate my relationship goals after this comment.

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 8 November 2016 15:17

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge this marriage!

iamdman 22

Monday 7 November 2016 21:03

I see your FML and raise you one. My girlfriend insists we talk about major issues by text and likes to text while talking to me. Bright side, she isn't paying attention so I tell her anything I want.

Catdragon 40

Monday 7 November 2016 22:59

Personally, I find it easier to tell someone things over text. I'm really shy with people, but I still don't see how it would be a problem once you get to know someone intimately. Someone should be able to open up to someone who is their fiancee. I may be addicted to the internet, but I'd still put it aside to have quality time with the people I care about.

Urpoppy 21

Monday 7 November 2016 22:08

You might want to think again about marrying this person.

Sparx1_1 16

Tuesday 8 November 2016 6:41

I won't even be friends with someone who doesn't have enough manners to put their phone down once in a while. Not seeing a happy marriage for you if you don't find a way to deal with it now.

KrDizzy 16

Tuesday 8 November 2016 9:24

You think that's bad, wait till the sex slowly dries up into little to nothing. I hear a lot of married people at work bitch about that part often lol.

xx000o 27

Tuesday 8 November 2016 12:22

That marriage is over before it started.

NeneJPhilly 8

Wednesday 9 November 2016 2:13

Maybe you should have a talk with her? One that starts with how unheard you feel & how easily it could lead to disrespect & feelings of isolation. I try to steer clear of my instincts in these kinds of situations (I'm a diehard commitmentphobe) but they're screaming that you need to run. Seriously. Have that talk then decide if you need to walk.