Miscellaneous: Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband....

By mycedes - 26/10/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By goner - 01/05/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

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By someone - 01/04/2014 19:21 - United States - Point Pleasant

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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By shrek - 02/05/2016 10:25 - Australia

Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML

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By TotallyDeservedIt - 19/05/2016 17:19 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML

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elephantom12 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:07

You my friend, got owned.

m0tl3ycru3 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:07

Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day

Comments

leahk1785 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:14

At least it wasn't nair!

mrscohol 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 4:24

Wouldn't that hurt her too? XD

jackipdoc 31

Friday 22 May 2015 20:24

At least she still has hair!

Tanny91 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:15

If you're angry, I'll guess you be call you She-Hulk

Valentina_Baby 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:16

put nair in his shampoo :)

zombicidal 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:21

you may know challenge Harley Quinn for your place beside the Joker

bjulie1998 5

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:28

I love Harley Quinn.

zombicidal 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:49

me too reason why my picture is her in arkham city

Fudgee_xOx 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:22

Well halloweens coming up, I think you can rock it! Haha

LiveLaughFML 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:28

revenge is sweet and it's served on a cold dish.

Splurgeaholic 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:28

Now it's your turn, put laxatives in his coffee right before work ;)

spizZzy 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:04

U would do that to ur husband lol???

Confuciussay 6

Thursday 27 October 2011 9:14

22 - Remind me to stay away from you as far as possible. Thank you.

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:35

Not as bad as messing up OP's hair! I'm sure hubby could get to a toilet and then maybe go home sick.

deadman93 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:32

my idea here (if no one has said it already) would be to take jolly ranchers cut then up enough so water will pass through the shower head. the result: water will come out clear and he will become sticky when he dries. or use this one stuff that comes out whatever color it is when you piss.