Love: Today, was the end of my girlfriend and I's trip to Disney World,... - FML

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By archerority - 12/05/2016 17:06 - United States - Cypress

Today, was the end of my girlfriend and I's trip to Disney World, or should I say ex-girlfriend since I proposed to her the way she said she dreamed of being proposed too, even though I hate Disney, only to then being rejected since she said "Disney's for kids" and that "I need to grow up". FML.

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GravDrag00n 1

Friday 13 May 2016 14:46

Dodged a bullet

Calibeauty_ 13

Friday 13 May 2016 15:00

How ungrateful of her

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GravDrag00n 1

Friday 13 May 2016 14:46

Dodged a bullet

Calibeauty_ 13

Friday 13 May 2016 15:00

How ungrateful of her

KyoshiroT 32

Friday 13 May 2016 16:43

Quite an ungrateful bitch.

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