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25- I ate the asshole's cheeseburger, for one. But I had to drive him home and confiscate his shitty hobo clothes. Fortunately, the people hadn't given him anything more than 4 bucks and change. I swear, it's like I'm his parent. I gave the money to a homeless man later, we can hope that that one was for real.

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83 that reminds me of a family guy episode where Peter was training meg to be more desirable to men. He locked himself in the car with her yelling embrace the gas! Because apparently guys like it when you love the gas.

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Things happen during sex that are more than likely going to embarrass one partner if not both.. It's best not to make a big deal out of it and not to go post it on FML and embarrass ur partner further and try to act like an adult and move on with ur life

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I can't say I've ever had someone's asshole in my nose while 69ing. The only way I could see your nose in an asshole is if you were to have a guy on top of you and you had his balls in your mouth. Just saying...

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My thoughts exactly. No matter what you do sexually, you're probably going to have an embarassing moment at some point that might kill the mood. Practice makes perfect. :)

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It's just a saying that's meant to imply that practice will make you better at things. Are you really such a pessimist that you find it necessary to hate on a perfectly innocent phrase?

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107 - What sound does it make when you cum after jacking off....? Exactly. You could get a syringe full of air, insert needle in tip, inject air and see what happens. After you try that post results as fml please. This is important research

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