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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 November 2012 21:28 / United States - Colorado Springs
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By  Hiimhaileypotter  |  49

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

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By  the_enigma1019  |  1

That's... Disgusting. Return the favor

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Enough! Poor attempt of mine at humor, I apologize.

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  BulldogHoops  |  14

25- I ate the asshole's cheeseburger, for one. But I had to drive him home and confiscate his shitty hobo clothes. Fortunately, the people hadn't given him anything more than 4 bucks and change. I swear, it's like I'm his parent. I gave the money to a homeless man later, we can hope that that one was for real.

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Don't you think that's a little rude? Okay, yeah she farted in his face...but it wasn't like she purposely planned out to fart In his face, I'm sure she's embarrassed about it.

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  tsent8  |  15

83 that reminds me of a family guy episode where Peter was training meg to be more desirable to men. He locked himself in the car with her yelling embrace the gas! Because apparently guys like it when you love the gas.

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  geko911  |  22

That's magnificent! Return the flavor! It can also become your kinky sex ritual.

By  Hiimhaileypotter  |  49

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

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That happened to me the first time I tried 69. But the guy farted. It was disgusting, but I went on.

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Things happen during sex that are more than likely going to embarrass one partner if not both.. It's best not to make a big deal out of it and not to go post it on FML and embarrass ur partner further and try to act like an adult and move on with ur life

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Scat porn anyone?

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Girls don't fart... We burp from our anus...

By  xlord  |  27

sometimes some things are best left to the imagination.

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  xlord  |  27

I meant trying out the position 69.

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  xlord  |  27

call me old fashion but I'm not much on having someone's asshole in my nose but I still enjoy a good sex swing filled orgy every once in a while.

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  boots73  |  2

I can't say I've ever had someone's asshole in my nose while 69ing. The only way I could see your nose in an asshole is if you were to have a guy on top of you and you had his balls in your mouth. Just saying...

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  kyleekay  |  24

My thoughts exactly. No matter what you do sexually, you're probably going to have an embarassing moment at some point that might kill the mood. Practice makes perfect. :)

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  Marrach  |  7

If nobody's perfect, then why do they say "practice makes perfect"? Just saying..

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  kyleekay  |  24

It's just a saying that's meant to imply that practice will make you better at things. Are you really such a pessimist that you find it necessary to hate on a perfectly innocent phrase?

By  desoto96  |  9

I don't know what to say, other than my condolences OP.

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  jweezy89  |  4

Poor her? This guy gets a face full of stink and you say poor her?! Her embarrassment is nothing compared to having a fart blasted into your brain.

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  iTsbSkuLLy  |  8

Ha! 69 .

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  Inheritance  |  10

At least it was not a queef.

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  tsent8  |  15

Imagine a penis farting! Is it possible? I mean seriously if anyone who happens to read this who has a degree please comment I want to know.

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  379_fml  |  11

107 - What sound does it make when you cum after jacking off....? Exactly. You could get a syringe full of air, insert needle in tip, inject air and see what happens. After you try that post results as fml please. This is important research

By  KatjaM  |  15

A woman's flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.

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  decidedlyvague  |  11

Flabby gassing.

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