Intimacy: Today, was supposed to be my off day, I came to work to catch...

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By pilot-leftout - 02/02/2016 20:23 - Canada - Liverpool

Today, was supposed to be my off day, I came to work to catch up and caught my boss and two co-workers (all female) having a threesome, gee, now I know why I was told to take the day off, FML

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