Intimacy: Today, upon hearing I'm newly single, my dads friend invited... - FML

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By anon - 02/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Spring

Today, upon hearing I'm newly single, my dads friend invited me over to vent. When I got there, the guy was naked with a bottle of wine and a candle lit bubble bath was at the end of a trail of rose petals. I have known him since I was a toddler. And there are pictures of him holding me as a baby.

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