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  blutkind  |  0

Easier said than done...Those "guns" aren't quick reloads unless you can shoot em in the eyes with as many shots you have in the original chamber...

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  smokeymcpottt  |  3

I don't think that's possible. Assuming he was completely taken by surprise, he would have had no control over the direction of the jizz, therefore he could have just blinded himself. Well, imagine that.

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  firemanrob  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Lenoraa  |  0

it's not ruined:) he couldn't been scared, then came back to reality and then kept wackin off and shot it out at them:) then again any guy who wacks off while getting robbed is probably crazy so they couldn't just been scared off by that. if anyone ever tries to rob me, I'll just act like a little nymph and tell them I have crabs:) hahahahah

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  roeallen  |  11

109 - Douchebag alert! Better find your self-tanner bottles and toss them to him, it might distract him for a while so you can drag your baggy pants to your room.

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  tleaf  |  0

Why do Americans call then 'Jean shorts' or a 'Jean jacket'? the material they are made of is denim, not Jean, jeans are denim pants.

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  xlossofmex  |  0

Ok, millions of "potential babies" are created everyday in a male. It will come out regardless if they masturbate or not. It is a physical need. The argument about wasting potential babies is the dumbest. A woman can have one baby every nine months. In that time a man will have "wasted" trillions of potential babies.

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  timma90  |  4

Bloody hell, there's an awfully amount of bickering. Just jump over a few states and hit each other with sponge bats. Get rid of all that tension. ^.^

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  Mewzakuro240  |  0

My teacher threatened to hit me with a sponge bat because I was being honest. I told her that I lost interest in my homework, and I didn't do it that week. I love my alternate schooling teacher. She's hilarious.

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  timma90  |  4

Never had the chance to hit someone with a sponge bat, I did however hit someone with a cricket bat because he nicked my cricket set wickets and ball. xD I was quite angry when I was younger how fortunate that I have calmed down and became boring and unexciting. :P

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  supernice  |  0

32 actually you are wrong. if the sperm is not used it is broken down and the molecules are reused. moral of this story? don't try to correct people when it's obvious they are making a joke and if you do at least know what your talking about :D *shooting star* the more you know

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  mitchem  |  3

32 if you are excepting serious and factual conversations, don't go to a site like this dear. Not only will you not find them, but also you will get burned.

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  mitchem  |  3

32 if you are excepting serious and factual conversations, don't go to a site like this dear. Not only will you not find them, but also you will get burned.

By  sasonzal  |  4

they caught you white handed,I'd you called the cops the be busted like that nut,you could of shot at them,many puns avilable for this one,not all funny

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I thought it was a little funny but you totally killed it with your mistakes, haha! Slow down speed racer and read over your comments before you press the send button. xD What happened right here was very, very sad!

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  tencentsakiss  |  19

I don't understand how so many people have trouble typing on an iPod touch. I've never had a problem. I'm actually on one now. The only problem I've noticed is that sometimes I type "in" instead of "on" or "if" instead of "of", since the "o" and the "i" keys are next to each other.

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