Miscellaneous: Today, two days away from the premier of a show I'm in, I was...

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By dancetastrophy - 09/02/2016 22:23 - United States - Glenview

Today, two days away from the premier of a show I'm in, I was notified that the person checking dance mixes just got around to mine. Half of my dance was ruled "inappropriate for our smaller audience", and I may be cut from the show. FML

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