By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 977
You deserved it 8 331

Same thing different taste

Top comments

stevenJB 25

Maybe you should've figured out WHY he was the creepy guy at work. XD

perdix 29

In Google Translate from English to Creepy Guy, "Good Morning" means "We're married, take me!"

Comments

Nikkitaria 9

You should talk to your boss about this. It's not just creepy, it's sexual harassment.

And thats when you scream random profanity words in to which people believe you have turrets and think you are the creep at work and are left alone

I wish I had turrets. I bet they're expensive though

I meant Tourettes ... auto correct but those would definitely keep creeps away

I actually feel your pain, my swype corrected they're to there, lucky for me I had time to edit it.

I'm pretty sure if you started screaming while ANYONE was touching you, people would not avoid you. They would be wondering what the **** was going on.

StarThrower 17

That makes Sexual Harassment Panda sad...

When one little panda tries to unhook the bra of another little panda, that is sexual harassment. That makes me a sad panda.

StarThrower 17

Couldn't have put it better myself :)

whoops damn auto correct! ! but hose woukd work too lol! ?

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Is your auto-correct drunk!?

a_lenzmeier 11

What language are you trying to type in? I couldn't even form a thought based on your comment.

you must not be very bright, 31, because I could

perdix 29

Oh, you're paranoid. He was just trying to give you a middle-back massage -- it's the biggest craze to come out of Sweden since IKEA Bjørkefårs!

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Don't worry, life here on FML gets better. =)

Zack6849 8

touch him back, but harder, and with a shovel.

a_lenzmeier 11

That would allow him to be in a perfect position for a knee to the groin.

1. Guy is creepy 2. You talk to him 3. Guy does creepy thing to you honestly what did you expect

RedPillSucks 31

Why? His ass didn't do anything to her. Report those philandering hands of his.

Elfkid21 19

shut up pervy sage. lmfao!!