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By TiredBeth - 15/06/2018 06:22
Today, my smoke detector kept going off full blast. Called maintenance to have them tell me to just take the batteries out and they’ll be out in the morning. it’s a hardwired unit. FML
But is it... Hardwired to Self-Destruct? *headbangs*