Today, my mostly estranged father made his annual phone call... - FML

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By FriendFamiliesFTW - 18/02/2018 00:32

Today, my mostly estranged father made his annual phone call and asked me how school was going. I have a serious chronic illness and it's taken me 14 years on and off to get through a degree. I got to tell him that I graduated with a First. His response? "Oh? Are you sure?" FML

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TotallyNotJeevas 15

Sunday 25 February 2018 8:30

Get a new number and don't tell him. The only reason why he's even calling you is so that he doesn't feel as guilty as he should! You don't need that!!

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TotallyNotJeevas 15

Sunday 25 February 2018 8:30

Get a new number and don't tell him. The only reason why he's even calling you is so that he doesn't feel as guilty as he should! You don't need that!!

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