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By Please not in my eyes, or hair - 30/06/2018 21:49

Today, my husband asked if we could watch a porno while we had sex so we could feel a little bit naughty. Well the porno he chose had an anal sex scene and my husband is notorious for feeling queasy at the slightest hint of anything gross, so he was explosively sick all over the back of my head. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 3 July 2018 18:36

How does he do anything without firing the Chunder Cannon? Most things involving the human body are gross. Like puking. So does he launch a second wave when he's hurled the first time?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 3 July 2018 18:36

How does he do anything without firing the Chunder Cannon? Most things involving the human body are gross. Like puking. So does he launch a second wave when he's hurled the first time?

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