Today, I waved a bus through the stop because I wasn’t getting...

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2018 21:57

Today, I waved a bus through the stop because I wasn’t getting on it. There was a lady next to me who was taking it. She was my boss. I didn’t see her. FML

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