Today, I was having a peeing competition with my friends. We...

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By Dweller23 - 13/03/2018 19:57 - Australia - Wentworthville

Today, I was having a peeing competition with my friends. We were seeing who could pee the highest in the cubicle. When I started peeing, the pee did not go high enough and it went on the cubicle wall, bounced off and went all over my face. FML

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sixtus1973 27

Thursday 15 March 2018 7:02

The real FML here is you, having a peeing competition.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 16 March 2018 1:29

Physics, bitch!

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sixtus1973 27

Thursday 15 March 2018 7:02

The real FML here is you, having a peeing competition.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 16 March 2018 1:29

Physics, bitch!

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