Today, I needed to call the work IT help desk because I couldn't... - FML

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By Art - 12/07/2018 10:53 - United States - Westfield

Today, I needed to call the work IT help desk because I couldn't answer a challenge question "where did you meet your significant other". I had to tell the technician I didn't have an answer because I was single when I created my passwords, and am still single a year later. FML

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HeatherKiwi 20

Sunday 15 July 2018 14:50

Why not just type didn't or nowhere?

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HeatherKiwi 20

Sunday 15 July 2018 14:50

Why not just type didn't or nowhere?

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