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By DWilliams - 16/06/2018 03:00
Today, I had an abscessed tooth. I work in fast food at the drive thru. I handed a lady her food when the abscess burst like a 400lb person sitting on a water balloon full of clam chowder and I instinctively spit it out and it landed on the door of her Porsche. I lost the tooth and my job. FML