Love, Transportation and Holidays: Today, I'm traveling halfway around the world to see my long-distance...

By Flyyyy - 26/01/2018 01:30 - Italy - Lissone

Today, I'm traveling halfway around the world to see my long-distance boyfriend. Today, he informed me that he took the wrong days off from work and will not be joining me. FML

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neuronerd 28

Friday 26 January 2018 1:42

Have you met in person before? If not, that sounds like a classic catfish.

texaskitty86 25

Friday 26 January 2018 1:59

Was he supposed to go to Paris but his friends left without him?

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Fiona Kraai 5

Wednesday 31 January 2018 16:19

DUMP HIM

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