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By Rusty Water - 05/03/2016 19:32 - United Kingdom - Liverpool
Today, This girl I have been seeing for 3 months is coming to mine whilst my parents are out for the night, told me she is wanting to lose her virginity. She is currently on her way and I have crippling diarrhea and I can't go 5 minutes without going to the toilet. FML