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By Anonymous - / Friday 26 April 2013 22:22 / United States - Arvada
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  londoner86  |  13

right #36 ...when I read this FML I presumed OP must be pretty young.... Any woman who hasn't heard her man make hundreds of jokes about his man parts hasn't been around too long

By  michaelaranda  |  28

What does "it has risen" mean? Why did it kill your mood

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  shyeahh_fml  |  19

Christian lingo is definitely NOT common sense. Not everyone is Christian. There are numerous religions in the world that others participate in, and still others are atheist. Don't assume that your religion is common sense; I find that extremely offensive. But then again, what does a baby eating, devil worshiping atheist know?

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  NagainaFier  |  16

#74 Woah there, buddy! Easy, big fella! I find you extremely offensive. Seriously; no need to run around slamming people's religions (or lack there of). Their choice, not yours, and don't get bent out shape when ever they make a statement like that; so long as they aren't shoving it down your throat and bellowing that you're wrong, who cares if they think their religious teachings are 'common sense'? (Unless this was a failed reference to another FML? I haven't been on for a little bit, and am very much behind)

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  stevothedevo  |  25

86 - please, teach me the ways of the Cartera panda? I was in no way preaching my religious beliefs. 'It has risen' was clearly a statement about his erection. That is what I meant by common sense. My apologies if I offended anyone.

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  bamagrl410  |  31

I've posed this question before, and I still haven't found an answer - why do atheists feel the need to tell you that they're an atheist right away? I'm fine with everyone having their own beliefs, but you don't have to let everyone know your beliefs just to make a point. If anything, I feel like that's just as bad as shoving it down someone's throat by pointing out that you're an atheist and then getting into a heated rant.

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  isallwaysme  |  27

Normally, I don't care if people are religious, but when you're like 74, then I cannot tolerate it. And 74, when was religion brought up before you mentioned it? Don't be such a Bible pusher. This is FML, were here to have a good time and make fun of people. If you can't take it, then leave. Rant over.

By  MoeT8979  |  8

Your dude is definitely lame

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  amDes  |  11

Personally I like to make jokes during sex. And a couple of times during sex while Family Guy was on in the background I have had laughing fits and my boyfriend just keeps going :)

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