Miscellaneous: Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 02:00

Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML

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Same thing different taste

By deez_nutz - 10/03/2009 12:46 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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By highschoolsucks - 05/10/2012 02:44 - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML

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By UltraHoe69 - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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By NotTalented - 16/12/2013 03:44 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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Get off!

By disembob - 03/12/2012 02:26 - United Kingdom

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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By BornInTheWrongEra - 31/03/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Thursday 6 April 2017 2:51

am I the only person in the world that actually sees no problem here? I like nickleback

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 6 April 2017 2:21

If that's a reason to complain, then you've got quite a cushy life.

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Chloe Ann Noy 3

Thursday 6 April 2017 11:14

Nickelback is amazing don't know why you're complaining

o_k_gamer 10

Friday 7 April 2017 7:27

The only way this could be shitty is if that was all they played for the whole night

mharleysmith 1

Thursday 13 April 2017 7:44

**** off and die OP. There are 783 million people on Earth that don't have access to clean drinking water, and you say F your life because of music you don't like? I hope you get run over by a bus twice.

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