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By Screwed my chances - 14/02/2016 12:34 - Aruba - Oranjestad
Today, there was a really hot girl at the bar. The bar tender told her to come over and talk to me. She introduced herself to me, and I was so amazed by the way she looked that I accidentally spat ice out at her, then introduced myself to her. She looked at me for five seconds and walked away. FML.