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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 September 2010 01:36 / United States
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Sounds dreadful. Point out to her the utter futility of finding amusement in anything. Make her realise just how pointless existence really is. I'd offer to talk to her, but I wouldn't enjoy it. Not that I enjoy anything, mind you. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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Every time she laughs, from now on, you turn around and slap that bitch with your pimping hand. every time she coughs, you shove your fist so hard into her nose her ass will bleed. this solved all my problems whenever I wanted a sandwich....

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I've had the same problem, except this bitch says " That's what she said!" and then cracks up.

By  Xirre

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Some college classes DO have assigned seats, for attendance purposes... Or maybe OP has a really good seat. Why should she have to move because buddy behind her is being an idiot? Besides I'm sure her laughing disturbs other people besides the OP so it's more efficient to just get her to shut up. Just ask her to keep it down. If that doesn't work then tell her to shut the hell up every time she laughs and/or turn around and give her dirty looks.

yeah bang her head into the desk. or bang her head til her brains are in her mouth... and maybe she'll think before she speaks. jus sayin

YDI for being a student, for having impure thoughts about a horny strumpet who sits near you, for mentioning sexual stuff just to hear her inane cackling, and for attending a class that mentions evidence in sexual assault cases just in the hopes that they mention a case you perpetrated. Pervert.

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