By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

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Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 799
You deserved it 9 337

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Cat_Daniels 6

OMG I would be like "I Guess mom isn't that impressed with u..."

Comments

zingline89 18

Apparently nobody else got this lol

twisted_cherub 14

It took me a second, but seriously the best pun ever!

alexaaat 0

did you atleast get to keep it?

brony1999 0

i wouldnt let her if i were her dad

fattylumptard 1

He plans on giving it to your mom so not a big deal

Mommy's gonna be a very bad girl tonight...

russianmartini 2

Don't you hate when that happens?

Cshoc16 0

No because that's never ******* happened to me

Cat_Daniels 6

It's never happened to me either... And I'm pretty sure it's only happened to about 5 other people!

BrysGirl27 14

Hahah maybe it's time for "the talk" :p

Yes, because walgreens has the best vibrators . . . (yes, sarcasm). There are stores that only sell sex related products, but I don't expect a 15 year old kid to know that.

octopusxO 3

Walgreens?? Really?? Im guessing you don't get out much...

131- I could be mistaken, but I believe they have the tiny little Trojan Vibrations finger puppet thing. Other than that, no they do not sell vibrators.

Just be like "uhh at least I won't get STDs or pregnant this way?"

Aww man I missed the editing war. EDIT: Aww man I missed te editing war.

Meant to reply to a comment instead. My bad. **** the shit out of my comment with thumbs down. Thank you and have a good day.

That happened to me once, except I was the one to open the door. My brother had ordered some kind of sex toy. I still don't know what it is but i'm afraid to know..

linkinpark98 23