Money: Today, the tub in our newly renovated bathroom started leaking... - FML

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By Wraith09 - 21/01/2016 20:12 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, the tub in our newly renovated bathroom started leaking into the room below. 2 days ago the contractor said "I'm fucking done. I'm not coming back here ever again." because he's had to come back so many times to fix other mistakes (plumbing, electrical, window leaks, etc.) on $9500 reno. FML

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