Miscellaneous: Today, the spyware my mother installed on my computer is literally... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2016 02:54 - United States - Washington

Today, the spyware my mother installed on my computer is literally destroying it. My computer now runs like absolute shit, but she says I am not "trustworthy" enough to not have it. The only "bad" thing that ever happened was when my COUSIN used it to watch porn without me knowing. FML.

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