By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
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shewenttojareds 16

He let out the Holy Ghost. You're blessed LOL.

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UhHuhHoney 20

I love how he looked at you with disgust lol

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The_Avatar 22

He's clearly not above passing the blame hahaha it just sucks it had to be you

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Lalala579121 27

First he passes gas, then he passes the blame, what will he pass next?

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MidnaLink 33

So, even your bride couldn't tell that the noise was coming from her left?

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False_Stupidity 41

Pretty sure that most people can tell what direction a sound is coming from, although his bride seemed to have trouble in this department if OP is telling the truth.

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Calingaladha 21

"In the name of the father, the son, and the holy gas..."

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ThrottleJockey 35

He who farts in church sits in his own pew.

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daGun 18

Time to bless the marriage with biss and remeber, thou who has smelt it has dealt it.

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janfleury 19

To rat a priest out over a fart is not a good idea. You will have an eternity to regret that decision.

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UhHuhHoney 20

I really hope you're trolling

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beeferjay 34

it was the spirit casting out those foul sour demons, lol.

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